Sherlock Holmes is trying to calm Dr. Watson down. No luck. As the IBM computer Watson (the company says it’s named for IBM founder Thomas J. Watson) gets a lot of attention in the news for appearing as a contestant on the TV show Jeopardy, Dr. Watson seethes. “I had the name first,” he claims, “and I’m furious that the little twerp has now grabbed it for himself. Good grief, he isn’t even a person, for Pete’s sake.” Discussing his outrage with friends in London, Dr. Watson has suggested that the computer could be called something like Trump, Moses, Caesar,…